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I Will REMEMBER Him
NOT
As The One Who BROKE My Heart
BUT
As The One Who TAUGHT Me
HOW
To LIVE With Broken Heart
STILL..
LOVE YOU SWT HEART

 

 

 

When U go to the stage of ur lover's marriage and the photographer asks u:
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....
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"SmiLe pLeaSe

Husband & Wife:

Husband:  Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets
.        Wife:     why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

HE & SHE SMS

He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune?
She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!

I Just Need Your Hug Right Now

 

Boyfriend : Hello ?

Girlfriend : oh hey baby
Bf : U alright ?

Gf : I will be fine i promise
Bf : I know there's something wrong baby u can tell me

Gf : I just need your hug right now
Bf : Could u wait till tomorrow when i see u ?

Gf : Yeah...
Bf : Shows up at her door

Gf : baby ? what r u doing here in d middle of d night ?
Bf : i couldn't go a night knowing my baby needs comfort .

so sweet is ur

So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.

FOOL SMS!

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You are a DONKEY

D 4 decent
O 4 outclass
N 4 nice
K 4 kind
E 4 excelent
Y 4 young

Adjust or compromise to be with some

U never get a person oF ur type In this World

u will either have to adjust
or
u will have to Compromise

u adjust when Someone wants to be with u
n
u compromise when u want to be with some one. .. ..
Amazing but true..

love some one rest assured

Love Means 2 See Someone With Closed Eyes,
2 Miss Someone In Crowd,
2 Find Someone In Every Thought,
2 Live For Someone,

Love Someone But 2 B Sure
That Someone Is Only One..:)

the next girl i will ever love

Beautiful words

said by a boy to her lover.

‘The next girl i will ever love

on earth will be our daughter’:-*

click means

C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

Sweetest part in life

Sweetest part in life is 2 carry all d memories in life.
But.
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.
.
Toughest part is 2 say good bye
to the person who is behind those memories

proposing sms

If I reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If I hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If I go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If I capture ur heart , will u love me ??

shoot ur wife

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woma

Be With Me Foreve

I Never Saw So Sweet A Face
As That I Stood Before.
My Heart Has Left Its Dwelling Place
And Can Return No More.
Be With Me Forever.

When you feel that Someone is taking your Place...

When you feel that
Someone is taking your Place in Your Bestfriend's Heart...
Never Say I'll never let Go Close to My Bestfriend,
Rather Say Go as Close as You can,
I Will Still be the Closest.. !

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request...

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request
it means she accepted Your "Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend Request
it means She wants to be your Friend not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n not Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !

Husband to a newly wed wife

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Love Poems

A gentle word like a spark of light,
Illuminates my soul
And as each sound goes deeper,
It's YOU that makes me whole

There is no corner, no dark place,
YOUR LOVE cannot fill
And if the world starts causing waves,
It's your devotion that makes them still

And yes you always speak to me,
In sweet honesty and truth
Your caring heart keeps out the rain,
YOUR LOVE, the ultimate roof

So thank you my Love for being there,
For supporting me, my life
I'll do the same for you, you know,
My Beautiful, Darling Wife.