Thursday, September 22, 2011
so sweet is ur
So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.
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You are a DONKEY
D 4 decent
O 4 outclass
N 4 nice
K 4 kind
E 4 excelent
Y 4 young
Adjust or compromise to be with some
U never get a person oF ur type In this World
u will either have to adjust
or
u will have to Compromise
u adjust when Someone wants to be with u
n
u compromise when u want to be with some one. .. ..
Amazing but true..
u will either have to adjust
or
u will have to Compromise
u adjust when Someone wants to be with u
n
u compromise when u want to be with some one. .. ..
Amazing but true..
love some one rest assured
Love Means 2 See Someone With Closed Eyes,
2 Miss Someone In Crowd,
2 Find Someone In Every Thought,
2 Live For Someone,
Love Someone But 2 B Sure
That Someone Is Only One..:)
2 Miss Someone In Crowd,
2 Find Someone In Every Thought,
2 Live For Someone,
Love Someone But 2 B Sure
That Someone Is Only One..:)
the next girl i will ever love
Beautiful words
said by a boy to her lover.
‘The next girl i will ever love
on earth will be our daughter’:-*
click means
C.L.I.C.K. means :
C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.
Sweetest part in life
Sweetest part in life is 2 carry all d memories in life.
But.
.
.
.
Toughest part is 2 say good bye
to the person who is behind those memories
But.
.
.
.
Toughest part is 2 say good bye
to the person who is behind those memories
proposing sms
If I reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If I hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If I go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If I capture ur heart , will u love me ??
If I hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If I go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If I capture ur heart , will u love me ??
Be With Me Foreve
I Never Saw So Sweet A Face
As That I Stood Before.
My Heart Has Left Its Dwelling Place
And Can Return No More.
Be With Me Forever.
As That I Stood Before.
My Heart Has Left Its Dwelling Place
And Can Return No More.
Be With Me Forever.
When you feel that Someone is taking your Place...
When you feel that
Someone is taking your Place in Your Bestfriend's Heart...
Never Say I'll never let Go Close to My Bestfriend,
Rather Say Go as Close as You can,
I Will Still be the Closest.. !
When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request...
When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request
it means she accepted Your "Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend Request
it means She wants to be your Friend not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n not Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Husband to a newly wed wife
Husband
to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
Message
of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
Love Poems
A gentle word like a spark of light,
Illuminates my soul
And as each sound goes deeper,
It's YOU that makes me whole
There is no corner, no dark place,
YOUR LOVE cannot fill
And if the world starts causing waves,
It's your devotion that makes them still
And yes you always speak to me,
In sweet honesty and truth
Your caring heart keeps out the rain,
YOUR LOVE, the ultimate roof
So thank you my Love for being there,
For supporting me, my life
I'll do the same for you, you know,
My Beautiful, Darling Wife.
Illuminates my soul
And as each sound goes deeper,
It's YOU that makes me whole
There is no corner, no dark place,
YOUR LOVE cannot fill
And if the world starts causing waves,
It's your devotion that makes them still
And yes you always speak to me,
In sweet honesty and truth
Your caring heart keeps out the rain,
YOUR LOVE, the ultimate roof
So thank you my Love for being there,
For supporting me, my life
I'll do the same for you, you know,
My Beautiful, Darling Wife.
Dear customer! your kiss balance is getting low!! Please get
somebody and recharge ur balance now! u have
2 free kiss, and 3minutes hug will be expired on 1st January 2011
2 free kiss, and 3minutes hug will be expired on 1st January 2011
"Where should one use perfume?"
a young woman asked.
"Wherever one wants to be kissed,"
I said.
a young woman asked.
"Wherever one wants to be kissed,"
I said.
if i could bring back memories i would bring the first
day i kissed you i look you in the eyes and felt love.thanks
god an angel came into my life!
SHE IS HOT
SHE IS HOT!
SHE IS SWEET!
SHE ALWAYS NEED A LIP 4 KISS
WHOLE WORLD MAD 4 HER!
WHO!
WHO IS SHE?
DO U KNOW?
"TEA"
CHAI PIYO, MAST
SHE IS SWEET!
SHE ALWAYS NEED A LIP 4 KISS
WHOLE WORLD MAD 4 HER!
WHO!
WHO IS SHE?
DO U KNOW?
"TEA"
CHAI PIYO, MAST
miss the laughs
I miss the laughs I used to
get from you, I miss the talks we
used to
have. And above all, I just miss YOU!
have. And above all, I just miss YOU!
LIFE + LOVE
Life + love = happy
Life - love = sad
adding above 2,
Life + love = happy
Life - love = sad
--------------------
2Life = happy + sad
So,
Life = 1/2happy + 1/2sad
Life - love = sad
adding above 2,
Life + love = happy
Life - love = sad
--------------------
2Life = happy + sad
So,
Life = 1/2happy + 1/2sad
Son - I want a baby brother .
Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes bak we will talk over it .
Son - why dont u give him a surprise ?
Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes bak we will talk over it .
Son - why dont u give him a surprise ?
Hello my love a day without you is like years without rain.
You are my sunshine that brings light into my life.
Without u i will be in total darknes.
I love so much my love.
You are my sunshine that brings light into my life.
Without u i will be in total darknes.
I love so much my love.
U love someone... u marry someone else. The one u marry
becomes
ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your email id...!
ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your email id...!
WIFE CALLS
mechanical engineer wife calls his husband that tumhara
spare part aa gaya hai (usko bacha hua)
then husband say check karo niche nut hai ya bolt
then husband say check karo niche nut hai ya bolt
VILANS ELEPHANTS
VILANS ELEPHANTS
A group of vilans elephants were sitting on the street .
A glamorous female elephant passed by.
What did the vilan elephant say ? Wow !
9873526784.....
A glamorous female elephant passed by.
What did the vilan elephant say ? Wow !
9873526784.....
NONSENSE
NONSENSE
all ppl hav 5 senses
some mat hav 6.
u r a gifted person u hav the 7th sense.
NONSENSE
some mat hav 6.
u r a gifted person u hav the 7th sense.
NONSENSE
GET SUM THINKS
GET SUM THINKS
If I get your smile, I dont need flowers.
If I get your voice, I dont need music.
If you speak to me, I dont need anybody.
If you are my love, I dont need the world.
If I get your voice, I dont need music.
If you speak to me, I dont need anybody.
If you are my love, I dont need the world.
C U ALL
C U ALL
My Eyes r eager 2 c u,
my ears r eager 2 listen u,
my lips r eager 2 kiss u,
and my dreams in night are eager 2 welcome you.
my ears r eager 2 listen u,
my lips r eager 2 kiss u,
and my dreams in night are eager 2 welcome you.
FEELINGS GET STRONGER
As days go by, my
feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..
To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..
FUNNY PROPOSAL
FUNNY PROPOSAL
A funny proposal message...
A boy and a girl playing hide and seek......
A funny proposal message.....
Boy called girl on cell :- If u find me dat means u love me and i love u too....... And if u cant den i am der behind dat car.. cum.. and lets ve fun........
A boy and a girl playing hide and seek......
A funny proposal message.....
Boy called girl on cell :- If u find me dat means u love me and i love u too....... And if u cant den i am der behind dat car.. cum.. and lets ve fun........
HEART IN TOW HAVE TWO
HEART IN TOW HAVE TWO
Propose SMS:
I have a heart n that is true,
But now it has
gone from me to u,
So care for it just like i do,
B'COZ i have no
heart n u have two
sweetest way to propose
sweetest way to
propose:
because i scrapped my knee
when i fell in love with you.:
“Excuse me, do you have a band aid,
because i scrapped my knee
when i fell in love with you.”
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Gd Morning
Morning greetings
doesn't only mean saying Gd Morning
Morning greetings
doesn't only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying:
I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!
Receive my simple gift
Receive my simple
gift
Hello, wakup, Receive
my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care
and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!
BOYS Vs GIRLS
Boys get mad easily, but usually do not show it.
Boys get mad easily, but usually do not show iy! ...
.
Boys care about the quantity of love!.
Girls care about the quality of love ...
.
Boys can forget, but can not forgive.
Girls can forgive, but can not forget! ...
.
Boys can never reject a girl’s add friend request
But girls often reject it just to feel powerful!!
.
Boys prefer the phrase "Boys vs Girls"
Girls INSIST on saying "Girls vs Boys" !!
.
gd morning to start your day!
A night hug warms
the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your
day!
morning has come in a special way
morning has come in a
special way
Night has ended for
another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the
sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay
Monday, September 19, 2011
10 way to propose to a girl
10 way to propose to a girl
“You’re under arrest!”
For what?
“For stealing my heart.”
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?
3. Are your legs tired?
girl: Why?
because you have been running through my mind all day!
4. “I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”
5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
6. Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc. She would say,”What are you doing”
you respond,”Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven.”
7. Pick up a flower and walk over to girl. “I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.”
8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
9. Hey Girls, walk up to a guy and say: “Are you from Greece?” “No” he answers.
Then you say, “Oh, I thought all the Gods were from Greece”
10. GEEEEE.. I FEEL LIKE RICHARD GERE STANDING BESIDE YOU ……….. PRETTY WOMEN.
31 way to Make a girls smile
1. Tell her she is BEAUTIFUL
2. Hold her hand at any moment even if its just for a second.
3. HUG HER FROM BEHIND!!!!!
4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5. Wrestle with her
6. don’t go hang out with you ex when shes not with you, you might not relize how badly it hurts her.
7. If youre talking to another girl, when you’re done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her….let her know she’s yours and they aren’t.
8. Write her notes or call her just to say “hi”
9. Introduce her to your friends . . . as your girlfriend.
10. Play with her hair.
11. Pick her up (she loves it)
12. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn’t like it
13. Make her laugh
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15. If she’s mad at you, kiss her.
16. If you care about her, then TELL HER(don’t be afraid to)
17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal(she’ll hug it every time she goes to sleep),
jewelry (she’ll treasure it forever), and one of his t-shirts (she’ll most likely wear it to bed) or sweatshirts sprayed with
his cologne!! and flowers or something occasionally.
18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you’re alone.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile.
20. Hang out with her on weekends
21.Kiss her in the rain (girls love this)
22.Kiss her just for the hell of it
23. If your listening to music, let her listen too. =)
24. Remember her birthday and get her something,even if its simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. it means ALL the world to her.
25. when she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don’t (it’ll make her happy.)
26. Always call her when you say you will, it may not seem like it, but it does hurt her and makes her think you don’t care so call even if you can only talk for a minute. Girls don’t necessarily have to have hour long conversations every night but its nice for us to hear your voice even for a quick hello.
27. Give her wat she wants
28. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the
most.
29.DONT hug her friends or your friends that are
girls cause she’ll feel left out.
30.hang out with her whenever you are free and u should be free to hang wit your girl friend all the time
31.If u care about her…SHOW her!(totally)
- 24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.
Have a lovely day n life
2 Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eye
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...
3 Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!
4 Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...
Lovable Quote
Lovable QuoteWhen u have so much pain in ur heart & u want to talk,
The only person who can stop u from crying is exactly the same person who made u cry!
Always Be Careful
Always Be Careful
BOY: A, B, C
GIRL: What?
BOY: Always Be Careful
GIRL: ahan then?
BOY: D, E, F, G
Girl : ??
BOY: Don't Ever Forget That
GIRL: Forget That
BOY: I'm H, I
Girl: What H, I ?
BOY: Happily In-love
GIRL: so
BOY: J, K, L, M, Just Keep Loving Me
GIRL: and how about N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z ?
BOY: No Other Person Quite, Reasonable,
Shall Treat U Very Well Xcept me You'll Zee
april first sms
april first sms
April 1.
U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell april foooooll.
propose to your friend
propose to your friend
I Never Saw So Sweet A Face
As That I Stood Before.
My Heart Has Left Its Dwelling Place
And Can Return No More.
Be With Me Forever.
SMS JOKES
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,
and impossible to forget.
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall
To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS
You must be a good runner because
you are always running in my mind,
you must be a good thief because
you have stolen my heart,
and
i am always a bad shooter because
I Miss You Always...
True love is like a pillow
U could HUG it when u r in trouble
U could CRY on it when u r in pain
U could EMBRACE it when u r happy
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 BUY A PILLOW
Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life,
success before work,
& divorce before marriage.
but the Best part is
Friend comes before relatives :)
A true Friend
is not like
',",'Rain',",'
Which Rained & left away.
A true friend is like
~_~AIR_~_~
Symptoms silient but always around u :)
Take Care alot
May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds... and may our diamonds be forever... Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty
Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects
Child Donkey: Mum with whom shall I play, every donkey is busy.
Mother Donkey: Don't worry son, see here, this donkey will be free after reading
this SMS.
Husband asks, do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means… Without
Information fighting every time!
WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot For Ever
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when both are pregnant.
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when both are pregnant.
GALILEO:
great mind
EINSTEIN:
genius mind
NEWTON:
extraordinary mind
BILL GATES
brilliant mind
ME:
master mind
YOU:
oh!
never mind
great mind
EINSTEIN:
genius mind
NEWTON:
extraordinary mind
BILL GATES
brilliant mind
ME:
master mind
YOU:
oh!
never mind
I have a confession to make
ever since I met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night I see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST !!!
ever since I met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night I see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST !!!
Some times small
things in life
hurt a lot.....
If u don't agree
with me....
Then >>>>
Try to sit
on a Common Pin !!
things in life
hurt a lot.....
If u don't agree
with me....
Then >>>>
Try to sit
on a Common Pin !!
To live this life i need a heart beat, to have a heart beat i
need a heart to have a heart i need hapines and to have hapiness i need u
Wrote your name on the sands.....It got washed away,i wrote
your name in air....It got blown away,so i write your name in my heart...I got
heart attack!!!
Your attention please
Thanks 4 ur attention. Now carry on ur work...
Thanks 4 ur attention. Now carry on ur work...
Hey listen......
Two people were asking
Me about you,
I give them ur address
And cell no,
They will b visiting u soon,
Their names r joy n happiness.
Two people were asking
Me about you,
I give them ur address
And cell no,
They will b visiting u soon,
Their names r joy n happiness.
Let me
draw ur
face!
Dont
MOVE!
Nearly
finished
OK
Done!
Wanna have
a look?
.,|!|,.
( o)(o)
( ,)
draw ur
face!
Dont
MOVE!
Nearly
finished
OK
Done!
Wanna have
a look?
.,|!|,.
( o)(o)
( ,)
Height of fashion?
Dhoti wid zip.
Height of secrecy?
Blank visiting card.
Height of stupidity?
Looking thru a keyhole of glass door.
Height of honesty?
Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.
Height of de-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
Height of timewasting?
U reading the whole msg.
Dhoti wid zip.
Height of secrecy?
Blank visiting card.
Height of stupidity?
Looking thru a keyhole of glass door.
Height of honesty?
Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.
Height of de-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
Height of timewasting?
U reading the whole msg.
Friendship is the rainbow between
2 hearts
sharing of 7 colors.
1.LOVE
2.SADNESS
3.HAPPINESS
4.TRUST
5.FAITH
6.SECRET
7.CARE
Take Care n Have a nice day:-)
2 hearts
sharing of 7 colors.
1.LOVE
2.SADNESS
3.HAPPINESS
4.TRUST
5.FAITH
6.SECRET
7.CARE
Take Care n Have a nice day:-)
A 992 i
n0279q biquT2
2m2 pni992
.2iHT 9>IiI
(use mirror to read)
pls dnt erase!
its really interesting
n0279q biquT2
2m2 pni992
.2iHT 9>IiI
(use mirror to read)
pls dnt erase!
its really interesting
This iz crime story
5 frndz lived in a room
Namely
MAD
BRAIN
FOOL
NOBODY
SOMEBODY
1day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
At that time BRAIN was in bathroom,
MAD called police.
MAD:Is it police station?
Police:Yes,wht iz the matter?
MAD:SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police:R u mad?
MAD:Yes,i"m MAD.
Police:Dnt u've BRAIN.
MAD:BRAIN iz in bathroom..
Police:U FOOL...
MAD:No,FOOL is reading this sMs
5 frndz lived in a room
Namely
MAD
BRAIN
FOOL
NOBODY
SOMEBODY
1day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
At that time BRAIN was in bathroom,
MAD called police.
MAD:Is it police station?
Police:Yes,wht iz the matter?
MAD:SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police:R u mad?
MAD:Yes,i"m MAD.
Police:Dnt u've BRAIN.
MAD:BRAIN iz in bathroom..
Police:U FOOL...
MAD:No,FOOL is reading this sMs
it takes 15 trees 2 produce d amount of paper dat we use 2 write in 1 exam.join
us in promoting d noble coz of saving treez.....say NO 2 exams:-)
I
miss
"STARS"
sTARs think i m serious
bUt i m joking!
I
miss
"MOON"
m00n thinks i m serious
bUt im joking!
I
miss
"U"
U think i m joking
but i m serious!
miss
"STARS"
sTARs think i m serious
bUt i m joking!
I
miss
"MOON"
m00n thinks i m serious
bUt im joking!
I
miss
"U"
U think i m joking
but i m serious!
Medicines and friendship
cure our problems.
The only difference is that,
Friendship don't have an expiry date.
cure our problems.
The only difference is that,
Friendship don't have an expiry date.
Today is Donald Duck's birthday .... :)
So wish him by sending this sms to every cartoon you know.
Just like I did by sending this sms to you...
So wish him by sending this sms to every cartoon you know.
Just like I did by sending this sms to you...
Roses r red violets r blue.
Monkeys like u should kept in a zoo Don't get angry because u will find me there too. Not in a cage but laughing at you
Monkeys like u should kept in a zoo Don't get angry because u will find me there too. Not in a cage but laughing at you
Dear customer,
U r not using ur SmS service properly.Ur sim will be deactivated soon.To avoid this,urgently reply with a cute SmS to the sender.
Sndr's watng?
U r not using ur SmS service properly.Ur sim will be deactivated soon.To avoid this,urgently reply with a cute SmS to the sender.
Sndr's watng?
3 monkeys escaped from zoo!
Ist watching T.V. 2nd plays soccer n 3rd is...
Not u yaar ! 3rd is eating banana.y u r always think u r a monkey
Ist watching T.V. 2nd plays soccer n 3rd is...
Not u yaar ! 3rd is eating banana.y u r always think u r a monkey
I'd love to take u out 4 dinner, make u sit beside the candle light, shower u
with roses and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear "PAY THE BILL
Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me.
It was the sweetest thing that ever could be.
It was a fantasy, a dream come true
it was the day I met you.
Love is like a cloud...
love is like a dream...
love is 1 word and everything in between...
love is a fairytale come true...
Coz I found love when I found U.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I was born beautiful,
but what the hell happened to you?
Girls are like phones,
we like to be held and talked too,
but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait....
Searching....
searching...
still searching....
sorry,
NO BRAIN found...!
Roses r red, violets r blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
But the roses r wilting, the violets r dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head!
This sms can only be read by someone SMART,
try again,
again,
maybe you are..
just not smart??
one more time.
hey don't force it ugly!!!
Last night I wanted to send you a msg,
But all I could write was,
“noh ss!w !”.
It didn’t make mush sense
Until I read it upside down...
I'd love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blanks with YES or NO.
1.______I don’t have Brain.…
2.______I don’t have Sense.…
3.______I am Stupid....
A physiological study has proved that
all the fools, donkeys, monkeys
used their thumbs to read the messages
Don’t change your finger know its too late.
How to keep an idiot entertained
*press down*
…………………………………
How to keep an idiot entertained
*press up*
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forget but how U forgive,
Not how U listen but how U Understand,
Not what U see but how U feel,
and not how U Let Go but how U hold on!!!
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW..
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense............??
Tell you later........
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...
Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain
A million words would not bring you back,
I know, because I've tried.
Neither would a million tears.
I know, because I've cried.
Hey friend remember that without stupidity
there can be no wisdom and
without ugliness there can be no beauty.
so the world needs YOU after all!
Minds are like Parachutes.
They work best when open
If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I'd put U and I together
Aim for the stars.
But first, aim for their bodyguards
ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction
Why were males created before females?
Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog,
to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog,
for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ...
Now read without the word dog.
All day I thought of you....
I was at the zoo.
CNN News.
Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
Hi there, I'm a human being!
What are you?
Brains aren't everything.
In fact in your case they're nothing
I heard someone whisper your name,
but when I turned around to see who it was,
I notice I was alone,
then I realize it was my heart
telling me that I miss you.
My eyes are hurting coz I can't see U,
My arms are empty coz I can't hold U,
My lips are cold coz I can't kiss U
but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!
I need you to know our friendship means a lot -
If you cry then I cry,
if you laugh then I laugh..
if you jump out the window
I look down then....I laugh again
True friends warm the heart,
make you laugh, smile...
yes, you are a true friend.
A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
Always draw a circle around the ones you love,
never draw a heart because hearts can be broken,
but circles are never ending.
Memories last forever, they simply never die,
true friends stay together - they NEVER say good-bye.
God made man and then rested.
God made women and then no one rested
I believe in Angels, the ones that Heaven sends.
Each day I tell those Angels,
you are my best of friends.
Friendships multiply joys and divide grief.
Without humor, life sucks
Without Love, Life seems hopeless.
But without a friend like you,
life is nearly impossible.
If you need advice, text me...
if you need a friend, call me ...
if you need me, come to me...
if you need money........
SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
It takes a minute to have a crush,
an hour to like someone,
and a day to love someone,
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
If you can't change your mind,
are you sure you still have one?
Marriage is a three ring circus:
an engagement ring,
a wedding ring,
and suffering
A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women
What's the quietest place in the world?
The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...
1 was caught watching tv...
another playing football and
the third one was caught reading this txt message
HEART HAS LOVE
HEART HAS LOVE
Every HEART has love pain only the way of expression differs, Girls hide it in their beautiful eyes. Boys hide it in their handsome smile
Every HEART has love pain only the way of expression differs, Girls hide it in their beautiful eyes. Boys hide it in their handsome smile
Saturday, September 17, 2011
heart full of love
Love Is The Happiness Of Today, And Promise Of Tomorrow, So This Warm Note Comes To You, To Say That Live Life With A Heart Full Of Love
love words
When two souls, that have shed their loneliness, embrace and melt into one; from out of loneliness, love is born
Real love
For You SEE, Each Day I love You More Today More than Yesterday And Less Than Tomorrow
Cute words
No matter where you are or what you
re doing, youre always in my thoughts with your smile, with your voice, with your touch, with your twinking eyes full of love for me! and with you ive understood love
good morning
all mornings are like paintings, you need a little inspiration, to get going,a little smile to brighten up & aims from someone who cares to color your day… good morning…..have a nice day..
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