Friday, October 14, 2011

SMS IN ONLINE



I Will REMEMBER Him
NOT
As The One Who BROKE My Heart
BUT
As The One Who TAUGHT Me
HOW
To LIVE With Broken Heart
STILL..
LOVE YOU SWT HEART
 
 
 
When U go to the stage of ur lover's marriage and the photographer asks u:
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"SmiLe pLeaSe

Husband & Wife:

Husband:  Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets
.        Wife:     why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

HE & SHE SMS

He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune?
She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!

Thursday, September 22, 2011

I Just Need Your Hug Right Now

 

Boyfriend : Hello ?

Girlfriend : oh hey baby face-sad.png
Bf : U alright ?

Gf : I will be fine face-sad.png i promise
Bf : I know there's something wrong baby u can tell me

Gf : I just need your hug right now
Bf : Could u wait till tomorrow when i see u ?

Gf : Yeah...
Bf : Shows up at her door

Gf : baby ? what r u doing here in d middle of d night ?
Bf : i couldn't go a night knowing my baby needs comfort .

so sweet is ur

So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.

FOOL SMS!

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You are a DONKEY


D 4 decent
O 4 outclass
N 4 nice
K 4 kind
E 4 excelent
Y 4 young